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Funny T-Shirts - F.U. TShirt

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Having a bad day? Then tell the world ... FU!!! If they can't take a joke, then they can F Off too! WTF right? LOL!

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Funny T-Shirts - Punk Rock T Shirts

Punk Rock T Shirts are the bomb! You can get your Punk Shirts including the "Punk Rock Is Not Dead" Shirt at Andy Nortnik's new T-Shirt and Gift Store Irish Rebel Gear (TM). If you're a Punk Rocker, you have to Shop this store. There are tons of Punker Gifts such as Hoodies, Tees, Caps, Buttons and Stickers.

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     Howdy! I'm a T-Shirt Artist and Designer and Funny T-Shirts are my passion! I have such fond memories of getting ready for the first day of school and going shopping for Wranglers or Buckskin jeans, Converse High Tops and Peachee folders with my mother at Target. Of course at the top of "my" list was to buy cool, new t-shirts! The t-shirts of the 1970s were a reflection of the culture at the time. Some of the designs I can remember were the "Keep on Truckin'" designs, super rock groups like Boston, Peter Frampton, KC & The Sunshine band and of course anything with a skateboard or palm tree! The "ultimate" tee line, if you could find one before they were all sold out, were my personal hero Ed Roth's line of Rat Fink designs including his various AWESOME monsters, ghouls, etc. driving hot rods, muscle cars and vans with bubble windows! Now of course I'm in my forties and all of these designs are considered "vintage" so I guess I'm vintage too and proud to be so!

     I created my first tee design for a family reunion. Every Thanksgiving the family got to together and had a huge hockey tournament. Their mascot was of course a Tom turkey. So, I created a funny cartoon turkey dressed in a hockey uniform and holding a hockey stick. The design was a hit and I was hooked! That day I was destined to become a T-Shirt Artist. Most of my clients are referrals from other customers, but some clients also find me through my official website Art By Andy Nortnik or through my official clip art website http://www.myclipart.biz 

     My specialty is retro and vintage style design and screen printers love the fact that I actually have a screen printing background and know what the terms "color separated", "bleed", "crop", "film positive" and so on actually mean! The t-shirt industry has changed by leaps and bounds over the past few years and with the introduction of dye sublimation and direct to garment printing through such companies as CafePress and Zazzle, it's a whole new world. "Old school" t-shirt guys like me have learned to embrace these new technologies rather than shun them. It's kind of like the old saying ... adapt or die!

     Ok, I'm going to stop running on and on and I'm going to try something fun here. I am going to post some of my funny t-shirts here in my forum and I am going to propose that YOU, THE READER choose the design that you feel reflects the most humorous side of me and will eventually take the most coveted T-Shirt Design Award ... "World's Funniest T-Shirt!"

     Feel free to not only vote, but post your thoughts, good or bad and really take some time to give some creative feedback. If you like one of my designs, I hope you'll consider buying it. Simply click on the art to get to my shopping cart page.

     Well, here we go. Thanks for letting me ramble ... IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO VOTE FOR

WORLD'S FUNNIEST T-SHIRT!

Thanks! Andy Nortnik

Fun Retro Clip Art, Retro Gifts & Funny T-Shirts

http://www.andynortnik.com

World's Funniest T-Shirt #1

Here's the first funny t shirt for your consideration. I've been a Trekkie all my life and this is one of several designs I've created to honor what I feel was the most innovative and enjoyable scifi T.V. series of all time. If you're a fan of the series, the episode "The trouble with tribbles" probably ranks in your top 5 favorite episodes. To refresh your memory, Tribbles were a gift to the crew of the Enterprise by the trader Cyrano Jones after the crew lands on Sherman's Planet. Long story short, the Tribbles start reproducing like rabbits and the story unfolds. I don't think Gene Roddenberry had any idea at the time he created the series just what an effect he would have on literally generations of science fiction fans like me. If you feel this design get's your vote too, post a reply!

Funny T-Shirt #2 - More Cowbell T-Shirt

Here's Funny T-Shirt Design #2 for your consideration. Inspired by the hilarious skit on Saturday Night Live starring Will Farrell as the cowbell player for Blue Oyster Cult whereas Christopher Walken insists on More Cowbell during the studio recording of BOC's hit "Don't Fear The Reaper".

Funny T-Shirt #3

For your consideration for World's Funniest T-Shirt, here's another design inspired by the cult scifi classic Star Trek starring William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk. As you know Captain Kirk was famous for thinking on his feet and this design celebrates that. If you're looking for a fun gift for a fellow Trekkie, this is it! Live long and prosper!

Funny T-Shirt #4

For fans of the 1990s hit show MacGyver, here's a fun one for you! MacGyver proved to us that ANYTHING could be fixed with some gum, tin foil and a little bit of duct tape! If you grew up on 90s T.V. shows, then cast you vote for World's Funniest T-Shirt #4!

Funny T-Shirt #5

Here's one for the kids or "kids at heart" like me! If you're a fan of anything Retro or Vintage like me, here's vintage style tricycle with the caption "Future Tour De France Champion" for your consideration for "World's Funniest T-Shirt" design. I hope you like it!

Funny T-Shirt #6

Next up, wake up all of you Norman Bates fans, it's my tribute shirt to the classic Alfred Hitchcock movie, Psycho! Looks like this shirt got used in the famous bathroom sequence! If you like your classic horror movies in black and white (like me), then this design will probably get your vote for "World's Funniest T-Shirt".

If you like this shirt, I've devoted an entire tshirt line to my favorite horror movies. Check them out! Horror Movie T-Shirts. So, get to the voting booth quick before Norman's mother sees you!

Funny T-Shirt #7

Here's a onezee or infant body suit that I feel belongs on the World's Greatest T-Shirt list for your consideration, considering I also offer this in a tee. Pictured is a little red wagon with the phrase "That's How I Roll" and should appeal to my 5-year-old or younger fan base. Hah! If you like this design, get your mommy or your daddy to cast your vote for you and remember you must be at least 18 years or older to purchase this or to get Santa to bring you one! Hee Hee! To buy one of several infant, toddler and kid products, click the image above or go here:

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Give me your thoughts on this design and leave a comment!

Funny T-Shirt #8

World's Funniest T-Shirt contender #8 is a kid, toddler or child's shirt with the phrase "Future Microbrewer" on it. If you like beer, and I know I do, this will t-shirt design will probably get your vote. Microbrewing is a huge hobby here in my home state of Colorado and every ski town has at least 10 microbreweries withing spitting distance. Long live beer and long live Microbrews!!!

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Funny T-Shirt #9

Were you a child of the 1970's and 1980's like me? Then you'll love this "Bitchin'" Retro Van T-Shirt! The orange and brown color scheme is straight out of Vintage southern California and the customized van has all the attributes of the hot rod scene of the day including the bubble window, side pipes and custom painted graphics! Add this Awesome tee to complete your Seventies or Eighties Retro collection! Click the link below to buy:

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Until next time, "Long Live the 70's and 80's!"

Funny T-Shirts #10

Funny Kid T-Shirts for the Child, Baby or Toddler who has everything! Here's a gift that's very Amusing ... pardon the pun! The Easily Amused T-Shirt is our #10 qualifier for World's Funniest T-Shirt. Available in multiple sizes and colors, it's the perfect gift for the a Child's Birthday or Christmas Gift! Cast your vote and let us know what you think of this hilarious gift!

To buy this shirt and thousands of other funny Kid, Child and Toddler gifts, go here:

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Thanks for playing!

Funny T-Shirts #11

Funny T-Shirts can apply to Dogs too! Here's one to consider for World's Funniest Pet T-Shirt or Funniest Pet Gift. Our trusty doggy here is exclaiming that no matter what the mess is or how bad it appears, he himself is NOT guilty, but instead he is positive The Cat Did It! Dog lovers around the globe will enjoy this surprise gift in their Christmas Stocking or for their birthday. It's the gift that says "I'm a Crazy Dog Lover and Proud of it!"

Click the link below to purchase this Funny Pet Gift or click the icon above.

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Woof! Woof!

Funny T-Shirt #12 Star Trek T Shirts

Star Trek T Shirts are always a hit! Captain Kirk, Spock and all of my favorite Scifi T.V. heroes are great subjects for hilarious T Shirts. For all of you Trekkies out there, "The Trouble With Tribbles" is probably at the top of your list of favorite Star Trek Episodes. Here's a Tee that celebrates that Classic Episode with style.

It's #12 on the list for World's Funniest T-Shirt, so cast your vote! If you're a true Trekkie, then leave a comment too and let us know why the Tribble Episode is your favorite too! Click below to buy this for a friend or yourself:

Star Trek T Shirts

Live long and prosper friends!

Funny T-Shirts #13 Coffee

Coffee T-Shirts that are Funny make excellent Christmas and Birthday Gifts! Perhaps you know someone who works in a Coffee Shop? Or your best friend is a Barista at the local Cafe? Or, perhaps you're a Caffeine Junky yourself! My Humorous Tee above get's a lot of laughs. It also comes in Adult Men's and Women's Styles as well as Shirts and other Gifts for Toddlers, Kids and Babies.

Click the link below to buy this Funny T-Shirt:

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Caffeine Junkies Unite!

Funny T-Shirts #14 Rockabilly T-Shirts

Rockabilly T-Shirts to Buy. Do you know a Guy or Girl that's into Rockabilly Music? Then my Funny T-Shirts are perfect Gifts! Rockabilly Music has made a huge comeback in recent years. The innovators like Johnny Cash and Buddy Holly set the stage and then Bands like Stray Cats and Reverend Horton Heat carried the torch. Stop searching for that unique Christmas Gift, Stocking Stuffer or Birthday Gift for the Rockabilly, Hot Rod or Muscle Car lover on your list. My Pinup Girl T-Shirt with the phrase Gear Head is it.

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Rockabilly Lives! 

Funny T-Shirts #15 Bowling Shirts

Bowling Shirts

Bowling Shirts for the whole family can be found at my Funny T Shirt store. Take for example the Funny Kid's Tee above. Do you have a future Bowler in your family? Then here's the perfect Christmas or Birthday Gift. Along with T-shirts for Boys and Girls, I sell a huge variety of other Unique Gifts such as Bibs, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Bodysuits and more.

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Bowlers Rule!

Funny T-Shirts #16 Funny

Funny Pics plus Funny Quotes equals Funny Stuff and Funny Things are always great T Shirt material. Equally successful T Shirt themes are Funny Photos, Funny Signs, Funny Jokes, Funny Cartoons, Funny Sayings, and Funny Images, all of which make for Funny Gifts. If you like Fun Gifts like the Shirt above, you're in the right place.

To purchase Funny Gifts like the one above, click here:

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It's ok ... laugh out loud!

Funny T-Shirts #17 - Star Trek

Star Trek, where no T-Shirt has gone before! Buy Star Trek Gifts Online at Personalized 1-2-3. You'll find Tons of Star Trek Stuff including T-Shirts, Long Sleeve T's, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and Mousepads for all of your Trekkie needs.

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Live Long and Prosper Star Trek!

Funny T-Shirts #18 - Funny Toddler Shirts

Funny Toddler Shirts are a great Birthday, Bar Mitzvah, or Christmas Gift. Unique Gifts For Toddlers and Infants can be hard to find, but look no further. Personalized Gifts for the Young Ones including Onezees and Bibs can be found here.

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"Funny" has no age limit!