Monday, February 17, 2014

Funny Irish T Shirt

Funny Irish T Shirt
Funny Irish T-Shirt
Smart Ass Leprechaun mooning you with phrase "Kiss My Shamrock!". This would be an awesome gift for someone attending a St. Patrick's Day Parade or just a cool gift for anyone Irish.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Funny T-Shirts - Funny Dog TShirts

Funny Dog TShirts
Funny Dog TShirts are an awesome Gift for Dog Lovers and Animal Lovers alike. Imagine the look on your friend or family member's face when they receive an anniversary gift or birthday gift for their dog! It's a hilarious idea and it's getting more and more popular. Along with Hilarious T Shirts that can be found at the web store below, you can also Buy Funny Dog Bowls as well as Gifts For Pets and Their Humans like Sweatshirts, Long Sleeve Shirts, Dark Colored Tee Shirts, Buttons, Magnets, Trucker Caps, Bags, Hoodies, Stickers and lots, lots more. So gear up and give an unforgettable Gift at your next Anniversary or Birthday Party.

More Hilarious Pet Gifts can be found here

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Funny T-Shirts - Baby Shower Ideas

Baby Shower Ideas
Baby Shower Ideas may include Funny T Shirts or Funny Maternity Shirts like the one posted here. This Maternity Shirt would make an excellent Baby Shower Gift both for Mommy and for Baby. It's comfortable, Cheap and most of all Hilarious!

Baby Shower Ideas

More funny Maternity and Baby Shower Gifts can be found here 

Friday, March 1, 2013

Funny T-Shirts - Pinup Girls

Pinup Girls
Pinup Girls Girls Girls!!! Get your Pinup Girls today. Pinup Girls in Classic 1940s Style can be found at Andy Nortnik's CafePress Store below, just the Funny T-Shirt above "USA - We've Got Bigger Guns!"

Pinup Girls

Thursday, February 28, 2013

Funny T-Shirts - Clip Art for T-Shirts

Check out my Clip Art For T-Shirts:

Clip Art

The Clip Art is Color Separated for Screen Printers, but is also perfect for Dye Sublimation and Heat Transfer Printing.

Friday, February 22, 2013

Funny T-Shirts - F.U. TShirt

Funny TShirts
More Funny T-Shirts from the Personalized Gifts Store Personalized 1-2-3. This Hilarious Adult Humor Gift is available on TShirts, Hoodies, Long Sleeved Shirts, Trucker Caps and more Fun Gifts perfect for Bachelor Parties, Birthdays, Christmas or any time.

Having a bad day? Then tell the world ... FU!!! If they can't take a joke, then they can F Off too! WTF right? LOL!

Personalized 1-2-3 offers Personalized Gifts for you!

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Funny T-Shirts - Punk Rock T Shirts

Punk Rock T Shirts
Punk Rock T Shirts are the bomb! You can get your Punk Shirts including the "Punk Rock Is Not Dead" Shirt at Andy Nortnik's new T-Shirt and Gift Store Irish Rebel Gear (TM). If you're a Punk Rocker, you have to Shop this store. There are tons of Punker Gifts such as Hoodies, Tees, Caps, Buttons and Stickers.

Punk Rock T Shirts

Punk Is Not Dead!

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Funny T-Shirts

Funny T-Shirts

     Howdy! I'm a T-Shirt Artist and Designer and Funny T-Shirts are my passion! I have such fond memories of getting ready for the first day of school and going shopping for Wranglers or Buckskin jeans, Converse High Tops and Peachee folders with my mother at Target. Of course at the top of "my" list was to buy cool, new t-shirts! The t-shirts of the 1970s were a reflection of the culture at the time. Some of the designs I can remember were the "Keep on Truckin'" designs, super rock groups like Boston, Peter Frampton, KC & The Sunshine band and of course anything with a skateboard or palm tree! The "ultimate" tee line, if you could find one before they were all sold out, were my personal hero Ed Roth's line of Rat Fink designs including his various AWESOME monsters, ghouls, etc. driving hot rods, muscle cars and vans with bubble windows! Now of course I'm in my forties and all of these designs are considered "vintage" so I guess I'm vintage too and proud to be so!

     I created my first tee design for a family reunion. Every Thanksgiving the family got to together and had a huge hockey tournament. Their mascot was of course a Tom turkey. So, I created a funny cartoon turkey dressed in a hockey uniform and holding a hockey stick. The design was a hit and I was hooked! That day I was destined to become a T-Shirt Artist. Most of my clients are referrals from other customers, but some clients also find me through my official website Art By Andy Nortnik or through my official clip art website 

     My specialty is retro and vintage style design and screen printers love the fact that I actually have a screen printing background and know what the terms "color separated", "bleed", "crop", "film positive" and so on actually mean! The t-shirt industry has changed by leaps and bounds over the past few years and with the introduction of dye sublimation and direct to garment printing through such companies as CafePress and Zazzle, it's a whole new world. "Old school" t-shirt guys like me have learned to embrace these new technologies rather than shun them. It's kind of like the old saying ... adapt or die!

     Ok, I'm going to stop running on and on and I'm going to try something fun here. I am going to post some of my funny t-shirts here in my forum and I am going to propose that YOU, THE READER choose the design that you feel reflects the most humorous side of me and will eventually take the most coveted T-Shirt Design Award ... "World's Funniest T-Shirt!"

     Feel free to not only vote, but post your thoughts, good or bad and really take some time to give some creative feedback. If you like one of my designs, I hope you'll consider buying it. Simply click on the art to get to my shopping cart page.

     Well, here we go. Thanks for letting me ramble ... IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO VOTE FOR


Thanks! Andy Nortnik
Fun Retro Clip Art, Retro Gifts & Funny T-Shirts

World's Funniest T-Shirt #1

Funny T-Shirt

Here's the first funny t shirt for your consideration. I've been a Trekkie all my life and this is one of several designs I've created to honor what I feel was the most innovative and enjoyable scifi T.V. series of all time. If you're a fan of the series, the episode "The trouble with tribbles" probably ranks in your top 5 favorite episodes. To refresh your memory, Tribbles were a gift to the crew of the Enterprise by the trader Cyrano Jones after the crew lands on Sherman's Planet. Long story short, the Tribbles start reproducing like rabbits and the story unfolds. I don't think Gene Roddenberry had any idea at the time he created the series just what an effect he would have on literally generations of science fiction fans like me. If you feel this design get's your vote too, post a reply!

Funny T-Shirt #2 - More Cowbell T-Shirt

More Cowbell T-Shirt

Here's Funny T-Shirt Design #2 for your consideration. Inspired by the hilarious skit on Saturday Night Live starring Will Farrell as the cowbell player for Blue Oyster Cult whereas Christopher Walken insists on More Cowbell during the studio recording of BOC's hit "Don't Fear The Reaper".

Funny T-Shirt #3

Star Trek T-Shirts

For your consideration for World's Funniest T-Shirt, here's another design inspired by the cult scifi classic Star Trek starring William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk. As you know Captain Kirk was famous for thinking on his feet and this design celebrates that. If you're looking for a fun gift for a fellow Trekkie, this is it! Live long and prosper!

Funny T-Shirt #4

MacGyver T-Shirt

For fans of the 1990s hit show MacGyver, here's a fun one for you! MacGyver proved to us that ANYTHING could be fixed with some gum, tin foil and a little bit of duct tape! If you grew up on 90s T.V. shows, then cast you vote for World's Funniest T-Shirt #4!

Funny T-Shirt #5

Funny Kid T-Shirt

Here's one for the kids or "kids at heart" like me! If you're a fan of anything Retro or Vintage like me, here's vintage style tricycle with the caption "Future Tour De France Champion" for your consideration for "World's Funniest T-Shirt" design. I hope you like it!

Friday, November 2, 2012

Funny T-Shirt #6

Horror Movie T-Shirts

Next up, wake up all of you Norman Bates fans, it's my tribute shirt to the classic Alfred Hitchcock movie, Psycho! Looks like this shirt got used in the famous bathroom sequence! If you like your classic horror movies in black and white (like me), then this design will probably get your vote for "World's Funniest T-Shirt".

If you like this shirt, I've devoted an entire tshirt line to my favorite horror movies. Check them out! Horror Movie T-Shirts. So, get to the voting booth quick before Norman's mother sees you!

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Funny T-Shirt #7

Unique Baby Gifts

Here's a onezee or infant body suit that I feel belongs on the World's Greatest T-Shirt list for your consideration, considering I also offer this in a tee. Pictured is a little red wagon with the phrase "That's How I Roll" and should appeal to my 5-year-old or younger fan base. Hah! If you like this design, get your mommy or your daddy to cast your vote for you and remember you must be at least 18 years or older to purchase this or to get Santa to bring you one! Hee Hee! To buy one of several infant, toddler and kid products, click the image above or go here:

Give me your thoughts on this design and leave a comment!

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Funny T-Shirt #8

Funny Beer T-Shirt

World's Funniest T-Shirt contender #8 is a kid, toddler or child's shirt with the phrase "Future Microbrewer" on it. If you like beer, and I know I do, this will t-shirt design will probably get your vote. Microbrewing is a huge hobby here in my home state of Colorado and every ski town has at least 10 microbreweries withing spitting distance. Long live beer and long live Microbrews!!!

For more hilarious T Shirts, visit my official T Shirt store Vintage T-Shirts

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Funny T-Shirt #9

Funny T Shirts

Were you a child of the 1970's and 1980's like me? Then you'll love this "Bitchin'" Retro Van T-Shirt! The orange and brown color scheme is straight out of Vintage southern California and the customized van has all the attributes of the hot rod scene of the day including the bubble window, side pipes and custom painted graphics! Add this Awesome tee to complete your Seventies or Eighties Retro collection! Click the link below to buy:

Funny T-Shirts

Until next time, "Long Live the 70's and 80's!"

Monday, October 29, 2012

Funny T-Shirts #10

Funny Kid T-Shirts
Funny Kid T-Shirts for the Child, Baby or Toddler who has everything! Here's a gift that's very Amusing ... pardon the pun! The Easily Amused T-Shirt is our #10 qualifier for World's Funniest T-Shirt. Available in multiple sizes and colors, it's the perfect gift for the a Child's Birthday or Christmas Gift! Cast your vote and let us know what you think of this hilarious gift!

To buy this shirt and thousands of other funny Kid, Child and Toddler gifts, go here:

Funny Kid T-Shirts

Thanks for playing!

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Funny T-Shirts #11

Funny Pet Gifts
Funny T-Shirts can apply to Dogs too! Here's one to consider for World's Funniest Pet T-Shirt or Funniest Pet Gift. Our trusty doggy here is exclaiming that no matter what the mess is or how bad it appears, he himself is NOT guilty, but instead he is positive The Cat Did It! Dog lovers around the globe will enjoy this surprise gift in their Christmas Stocking or for their birthday. It's the gift that says "I'm a Crazy Dog Lover and Proud of it!"

Click the link below to purchase this Funny Pet Gift or click the icon above.

Woof! Woof!

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Funny T-Shirt #12 Star Trek T Shirts

Star Trek T Shirts
Star Trek T Shirts are always a hit! Captain Kirk, Spock and all of my favorite Scifi T.V. heroes are great subjects for hilarious T Shirts. For all of you Trekkies out there, "The Trouble With Tribbles" is probably at the top of your list of favorite Star Trek Episodes. Here's a Tee that celebrates that Classic Episode with style.

It's #12 on the list for World's Funniest T-Shirt, so cast your vote! If you're a true Trekkie, then leave a comment too and let us know why the Tribble Episode is your favorite too! Click below to buy this for a friend or yourself:

Star Trek T Shirts

Live long and prosper friends!

Friday, October 26, 2012

Funny T-Shirts #13 Coffee

Coffee T-Shirts
Coffee T-Shirts that are Funny make excellent Christmas and Birthday Gifts! Perhaps you know someone who works in a Coffee Shop? Or your best friend is a Barista at the local Cafe? Or, perhaps you're a Caffeine Junky yourself! My Humorous Tee above get's a lot of laughs. It also comes in Adult Men's and Women's Styles as well as Shirts and other Gifts for Toddlers, Kids and Babies.

Click the link below to buy this Funny T-Shirt:

Coffee T-Shirts

Caffeine Junkies Unite!

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Funny T-Shirts #14 Rockabilly T-Shirts

Rockabilly T-Shirts
Rockabilly T-Shirts to Buy. Do you know a Guy or Girl that's into Rockabilly Music? Then my Funny T-Shirts are perfect Gifts! Rockabilly Music has made a huge comeback in recent years. The innovators like Johnny Cash and Buddy Holly set the stage and then Bands like Stray Cats and Reverend Horton Heat carried the torch. Stop searching for that unique Christmas Gift, Stocking Stuffer or Birthday Gift for the Rockabilly, Hot Rod or Muscle Car lover on your list. My Pinup Girl T-Shirt with the phrase Gear Head is it.

Click below to buy:

Rockabilly T-Shirts

Rockabilly Lives! 

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Funny T-Shirts #15 Bowling Shirts

Bowling Shirts

Bowling Shirts for the whole family can be found at my Funny T Shirt store. Take for example the Funny Kid's Tee above. Do you have a future Bowler in your family? Then here's the perfect Christmas or Birthday Gift. Along with T-shirts for Boys and Girls, I sell a huge variety of other Unique Gifts such as Bibs, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Bodysuits and more.

Bowlers Rule!

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Funny T-Shirts #16 Funny

Funny Pics plus Funny Quotes equals Funny Stuff and Funny Things are always great T Shirt material. Equally successful T Shirt themes are Funny Photos, Funny Signs, Funny Jokes, Funny Cartoons, Funny Sayings, and Funny Images, all of which make for Funny Gifts. If you like Fun Gifts like the Shirt above, you're in the right place.

To purchase Funny Gifts like the one above, click here:


It's ok ... laugh out loud!

Monday, October 22, 2012

Funny T-Shirts #17 - Star Trek

Star Trek
Star Trek, where no T-Shirt has gone before! Buy Star Trek Gifts Online at Personalized 1-2-3. You'll find Tons of Star Trek Stuff including T-Shirts, Long Sleeve T's, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and Mousepads for all of your Trekkie needs.

Go here:

Star Trek

Live Long and Prosper Star Trek!